Stitching

To put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. Also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.

"Oh man, I stitched the bong"
"I just stitched myself up"

by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005

Ad starting soon

Notification that pops up in the bottom corner of an interesting video on social media notifying you that the video is over and to keep scrolling.

“Wow I can’t wait to see how this video ends!”
*ad starting soon*
Oh never mind *scrolls past*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

Stirlingitis

Stirlingitis is a terrible afliction affecting many engineers and mechanics who have enjoyed working with the stirling engine. Many who have contracted this condition of being addicted to tinkering and playing with this curious mechanical device can't help themselves but continue to do it for life.

An engineer meets the stirling engine. He can't help but wonder "what if?" there are a million variables. Curiosity has taken advantage of him. He's hooked. He can't help himself. Hence the engineer has contracted "stirlingitis"

by Anonymous55 September 14, 2012

stinkthing

A type of vagina. Differs from a pussy, in the sense that the smellier a stinkthing is, the better it is.

Dan: Yo did you hit Sally's stinkthing last night?
Brad: Yeah bro the room smelt when I was done.

by dudebroman12 January 24, 2009

Slirting

When you flirt alot.

That girls such a slirt, look at her slirting with those guys.

by jess.is.inlove.with.ben December 9, 2008

swithing

the act of clipping or shaving the happy trail in circular or spiral patterns and/or dying it, typically done to create a hippy trail (though often also for laughs or to be kinky) and occasionally considered foreplay between individuals not averse to body hair being involved in their encounters.

"John has some weird design on his trail there... He must be skilled at swithing."
"I wish I could believe that, but the truth is he has that pervy long-haired guy do it for him."
"Dude! You don't swithe with someone if you're not a thing. Or at least wasted."
"He was wasted. Great picture, though. Looks like a magic eye."

by kittyme May 22, 2010

Stirring the punch bowl

Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.

I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.

by Kneegrodamus November 16, 2013