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Simpy

Simpy is used as short word when describing a person who is a simpleton. Someone who's mind is so simple, they cannot always grasp concepts. Like a monkey. They also are known as numskulls, blockheads, ninnys, and dopes. A good example of a simpleton would be Jessica Simpson, also known as Jessica Simpleton. You can also use simpy when some one is acting a fool or foolish.
Use simpy as such:

"Melissa, your so simpy!"

or

"Melissa, your such a simpleton!"

or

"Melissa, your such a simp!"
by my bff rose March 5, 2010
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stimp

the blackest most thugged out G ever to hit the 603, particularly from Woodsville.
Guy1: I heard some white people got shot up in woodsville last night.
Guy2: that must have been stimp hes the biggest thug around
by #1stunnain603 December 28, 2007
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damn skimpy

adjective for someone who doesnt fully cover themselves and or pulls theyre pants so tight they have cameltoe
those clothes are damn skimpy
by Anonymous September 19, 2003
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stumpy

someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump
little boy : mummy look at that girl over there
mum: yes son shes stumpy
by DinkyDizzy May 23, 2005
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Stimpleton Express

When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.
"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''

"No, what?"

"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."

"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"
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damn skimpy

Someone who has an obsession with pencils.
Hey damn skimpy, how many pencils do you have in your collection?

26, mofo. Wanna play?
by Doco The Magic Dragon September 8, 2003
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damn skimpy

Calista Flockhart.
Calista Flockhart is too skimpy and skinny
by Bonnie September 11, 2003
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