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jake shears

Hot lead singer for the band scissor sisters,he's gay and fabulous. known for taking his clothes off or having them taken off by his band mate ana matronic

Jake isn't his real name it's Jason

He's incredibly pretty and funny.

He once married himself.

He has a nice ass
Jake Shears - His abs are very lickable

Jake Shears - He's soooo gay, I love him

Jake Shears - He's naked!
by Kylie S. December 9, 2008
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deer smear

The bloody stain left on a road from plowing into a deer at 60 mph. Usually accompanied with a puddle of antifreeze and may or may not include skid marks
Joe: Did you see that deer smear on hwy 51?
Jim: Yeah, guy must have been going about 70 when he hit that.
by madmike1066 August 28, 2009
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Sweet Search

When one has a serious craving for candy or other junk food, and starts searching their home frantically to find some. Usually, this occurs because one knows they have no sweets, but is desperately trying to find something to satisfy their craving. It usually involves looking through cabinets multiple times, and even contemplating eating fruit.
Guy #1: Why is Bill so mad?

Guy #2: He just went on a huge sweet search, but he found nothing. I think he reverted to eating fruit.

Guy #1: Good Heavens!!!
by Dennis Grass Theft May 14, 2011
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Binge Search

To become so interested in a subject that you search the internet for any information about it. i.e. google, youtube, wikipedia etc
"After seeing the new Dark Knight Rises trailer, I went home and binge searched Bane and Tom Hardy for two hours!"
by Brick Bronson December 23, 2011
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turd searching

Throwing up in the toilet, with one's head over the bowl as if one was searching for excrement.
Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?

Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time
by Mike LaTorrez January 3, 2013
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Kiwi Searches

Kiwi Searches (kiwisearches.com) is a cool website that lets people find out the truth about other people, phone numbers, and places. All you have to do is punch in a name, number, or address to get a full report about whatever you searched, including contact information, photos, social media profiles, criminal records, etc.
Friend 1: Dude, I think the girl I've been talking to from Tinder is catfishing me...
Friend 2: Kiwi Search her name or number.

Mom: I wish I could find Margaret's phone number so I could invite her to bingo at the country club Wednesday night.
Daughter: Look her up on that person search website, Kiwi Searches!
by goldmaze October 11, 2017
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Hot Smear

A never ending ass wipe job. No matter how many wipes, the paper still is smeared. It’s undaunting. One never really feels fully clean after a hot smear.
My ass is all itchy today. I had a Hot smear this morning and haven’t feel right since.

After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.

I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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