stati

A way of pluralizing "status," used primarily by douchebags.

"Dude, Fred's stati are always hilarious"
"Definitely, bro. Turn up the Jack Johnson."

by grammarvigilante October 20, 2009

station wagon

cars that all teenage boys should drive because it instantly makes them look more attractive

p1:greg is kinda cute

p2:but he drives a volvo station wagon!

p1:nevermind, greg is hot!

by tabbatha jones August 22, 2008

Become a statistic

Noun
1. To die by some means and be counted in a statistic grouping
2. To commit suicide and be counted in said group

1. "Deaths by D.U.I." "Deaths from overdose" "Deaths from cancer" "Deaths from heart attacks" "Deaths from choking"
2. "New Mexico has the 2nd highest teen suicide rate in the U.S."

Example: Too many teens commit suicide and end up dead because they chose to become a statistic.

by Steve Indigo March 10, 2006

pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

by Shawn April 12, 2004

college station

College Station, home to over 78,000 residents, is the largest city in the metropolitan area (pop. 152,000), and is home to Texas A&M University, the third largest public university in the nation. A Big XII Conference school and a major research institution, Texas A&M brings diversity of race, culture and nationality to College Station, and reflects much of the vibrancy, tradition and spirit that make it a special place.

College Station is in the "heart" of central Texas. Less than 90 miles from Houston and Austin and 150 miles from Dallas and San Antonio, College Station is within four hours driving time of more than 16 million people. A network of well-maintained highways and the College Station regional airport serviced by major international airlines facilitate quick transportation between College Station and the rest of the country.

The largest engineering school in the nation is in College Station, Texas.

by jrd August 8, 2004

urination station

a bathroom, a toilet, a restroom, a lavatory, John, outhouse.

Man, I have to piss like a race horse. I'm going to the urination station.

by Rob c November 4, 2003

Bryan/College Station

Bryan/Colege Station or B/CS as many call it, is a great place to live if you are a student at Texas A&M or Blinn Junior College. It is a twincity, which means two cities that join at the city limits. Has been labeled as the fourth best city in the nation to live (moneywise). Their is very little crime activity in the area of 130,000 citizens between the two cities. Bryan has many public schools that has been awarded the Blue-Ribbon award for academic excellence. Bryan is also home to the fourth biggest high school in the state of Texas, Bryan High School. Located in Central Texas and about 150 miles (at the most) from Dallas, Houston, Austin, and San Antonio. Has a decent party atmosphere for the weekends. College Station is home to Texas A&M and Northgate, which was voted by college students across the nation as the third best place to party when in a college town. If you have not visited B/CS, then you do not know what you are missing!

Bryan/College Station is a great place to live, hands down!

by Wun Hung Lo January 13, 2006