Spasticaps

Spasticaps is the sporadic use of capitalisation in sentences, used mainly by females and gooks.

Also known as "Cunts".

LiEk oMg, Hi gUyS ^^

by A.J May 10, 2005

ex-static

when your ex calls ,and you're not too excited about it, and you have to get off the phone, you run into some ex-static.

yo dawg, shaniqua called the otha day and i told her i couldn't talk cuz i didnt have reception.

aw for real, was you going through a tunnel?

nah dawg, it was some ex-static.

by bobjoneshector October 1, 2008

spastics

A special group ov wierd people who pull wierd faces nd have their own language! u have 2 b privaliged 2 no these peeps!

Big up the spastic crew massive

by me May 13, 2005

static HTML bitch

The lowest kind of developer; someone who knows barely enough HTML to create simple tables and forms.

The lowest kind of developer is a web developer, and the lowest kind of web developer is a static HTML bitch.

by Ron January 24, 2003

ginger magician spastic

Somebody who is ginger, enjoys/enjoyed magic and is slightly retarded.

"Hey you see that guy over there? He punched my wife"
"What, the ginger guy doing magic who looks a bit thick?"
"Yeah, that ginger magician spastic!"

by IzraelLover April 18, 2010

spasticulation

Random hand gestures and arm movements that affect epileptics, or some people with brain damage. Laughing is cruel, wrong and oh so hard to resist...

The involuntary spasticulation of the spaz caused a spasm of guilty mirth.

by Et tu, Spongebob? January 5, 2009

Spastic freak

One of those people that have shakey hands and drinking coffee all the time andtalkinglikethisallthetime. Plus, they could use some tranquelizers.

Andy in a spastic freak, he keeps on spilling his coffee.

by David April 24, 2003