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smaples

1. eyelash lint

2. clumps of mascara left behind from a sloppy makeup job
1: Bro, what's on your eye?

2: Just some smaples, bro.

1: Gnarrrly, bro. But you might wanna get that off.

2: I'm workin on it.

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1: OMG, Haily, you have smaples on your eyes!!!!

2: OMG WHERE WHERE GET IT *rubs eyes*

1: You got it :))))

2: Ok let's go shopping :)
by Squishy Wishy March 9, 2011
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Staple Buster

A UOIG (tm) report that is so long it requires more then one staple to securely bind the document. This is a result of one staple only penetrating the first half of the report.
A) Did you see Travis's report for this Friday?

B) Yeah man, that thing is a real staple buster. I will be up all night reading that damn thing. I tried to staple it and only bound half of the document, what's worse is the stapler is toast.
by IG2010 May 10, 2011
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staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.
We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!
by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011
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stalesanality

You have a stale personality, boring and very uninteresting.
Stacey, you wont get any guys with that stalesanality, live a little!
by NYanonymous June 26, 2014
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stanlesium

the element that makes marvel comic physics work
ant-man can shrink and enlarge due the effect of stanlesium on the pym particles.
by whormongr May 12, 2016
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Stapled

Man u got stapled unlucky
by Anonionymous March 31, 2017
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Stapes

A moment of supreme idiocy leaving an extraordinary male stuck in work
Did I leave the car door open and flatten the battery, sorry dave I pulled a right fucking Stapes
by Admittedly amazing June 1, 2017
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