industry-standard

(noun;adjective) One-hundred eighty pounds - the accepted weight at which a chubby girl is truly classified as a fat chick, no ifs, ands or buts (but definitely too much "butt"). As porker lard seems to increase exponentially in effect, a "double industry-standard" is about 220 lbs. and a "triple" starts around 260.

As the industry-standard bullied her way past Glenn, he smiled and once again thanked Heaven that his wife was nowhere near industry-standard weight.

by Lardass October 4, 2003

beauty standards

Toxic

Society beauty standards= toxic

by anonymous December 7, 2021

standard wood

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

by Sheepish December 25, 2007

Standard Behaviour

Things that happen regularly or maybe should happen again. Mainly things done when drunk that people think should be repeated.

I think we should get lashed tonight after work, you know, standard behaviour.

by louie4040 March 19, 2010

standard level

The inferior group which is uneducated and ignorant about the occurances in complicated matters.

Sophie is in standard level. She is a peasant.

by cbkjsldaerf March 23, 2017

Ethical Rounding Standard

When a number is rounded twice up or down, to the nearest whole number of the person that is rounding’s choice.

The teacher used the ethical rounding standard to round the student’s grade from a 72 to 100.

by Ethical Rounding Standard February 20, 2019

standard

Another name for a manual transmission cars. Back when automatic first came out, all the cars had manual transmissions and automatic was optional, so cars came standard with a manual transmission.

That honda civic is a standard transmission.

by Marcus Taylor February 16, 2006