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Spitting Cobra

A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.
Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"

Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"

The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
by callingdom May 17, 2008
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sprilling

verb

To move from one sexual relation to another quickly without a care
When you die I don't plan on sprilling myself around.
by ACHC June 27, 2016
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spitting on the chicken

The couple was engaged in foreplay, when one of them suggested they lubricate their genitalia by " spitting on the chicken".
by Bpsycho46 February 24, 2018
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spitting nickels

Slang for five by five, or loud and clear. Mostly military use.
by PhilM80 June 5, 2019
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Scritting

Scritting is the process of falling asleep multiple times within a dream, oftentimes occurring after one becomes lucid within a dream state. This altered state can lead to the inability to wake yourself upon "Scritting" allowing for the individual to act out a lucid dream without the fear of waking up from excitement or fear.
Rylin had just woken up and by the look on his face, I knew that he was scritting last night.

A proficient lucid dreamer must learn scritting.
by levert November 24, 2020
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spitting rain

Farmers term - sporadic heavy yet scattered droplets of rain.
Is it raining hard?

Nah it’s just spitting rain
by k. jordan June 10, 2021
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lane splitting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who suffers from a fistula.
I only date chicks from third-world countries with sub-standard medical care because I can't even get it up unless I'm lane splitting.
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