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Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
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Franklin Ladder Splatter

Climb the ladder and lay on the ground and open your mouth for the poop splatter. First person to drop a bullseye or is the winner in this family fun game. Splat the shat in the center trying for the bulls EYE or shoot the shit in the mouth hole to win this game.

Directions 1) get a ladder. 2) Requires 2 or more people each rotating as the shooter and the receiver 3) 1 person lays at the base of the ladder while player 2 climbs the ladder to splat the shat in the bullseye of the player laying down on the ground. 4) first person to tap out or shoot the shit in the eye or mouth is the winner !!
William "Come one guys lets play Franklin Ladder Splatter its a family fun game and you can play it anywhere you go." Franklin " omg this is my favorite game , I plan on teaching the family at Christmas gathering!"
by mjp9348 May 11, 2021
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poopy butt splatters

cadence says "i think im a happy person"..Bob says "poopy butt splatters is all that matters."
by ramsey mckirk November 15, 2010
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man splatter

1. Liquid excretions eminating from the male sex of the human species...typically ejaculate (cum), but could also be pre-cum, sweat, pee, or other bodily fluid of manly origin. 2. Pheremone-like man scent or cologne/body-spray having sexual or sexy qualities.
"Oh my god...there is man splatter all over this frickin' dress! Or, "The sex was so hot & then I finally let go with a huge load of man splatter!" Also, "Mmmm! (inhaling through nose) even when you're gone, your man splatter stays on my mind..."
by SJ Pablo April 3, 2006
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slatty

a. Slatty - Getting drunk past the point you intended to achieve.
b. Slatty - being angry or upset/ in a bad mood/ bitchy.
a. You got so slatty last night, you managed to puke all over your girl friend.
b. Your girl friend was so slatty after you puked on her last night.
by d met August 24, 2006
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Splatting

Stealing a large quantity of Taco Bell hot souce(at least 40 packages), then proceeding by opening the package and throwing it at a cars windshield.
Lets go splatting on that dudes car!
by a guy that loves to party September 23, 2011
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vagina splatt

the cum that leaks out of a girls vagina after blowing your load in her.
dude you should have seen the vagina splatt that hit the floor after i fucked her.

dude you are about as useful as a vagina splatt right now.
by jiffster007 September 12, 2009
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