tele-spankin' the monkey

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

by Three Beers April 10, 2009

Spankathon

A charity endurance spanking event, where you simply get spanked by people 24/7

Spank a little more to the left please...

by Whale Watcher June 10, 2003

Spank Daddy

A man that likes his girl's/wife'sass so much that he can't help but spank her booty when she bends over or walks by.

Spank Daddy likes my tush so much he gives me a smack every chance he gets.

by oneluckyjinx May 21, 2009

Rankin Spankin

To get punked out on a ridiculous Facebook post.

He is full of crap. He needs a Rankin Spankin

by doonzie December 18, 2014

lesbian spank inferno

a pornographic film involving groups of women making films they then meet and the best film is given an award with vibration, then they all get too happy and get a bit over exited and it turns into one big party

try to explain lesbian spank inferno to your girlfriend when she finds it

by chunk June 17, 2006

spank

Verb
1. To slap on the buttocks with a flat object or with the open hand, as for punishment.

2.Adults smack eachothers buttocks w/ flat object such as a belt for sexual pleasure.

1.Frank <spanks Lisa>
Lisa:: <crying>I won't ever do it again,daddy!!

2.Frank <spanks Lisa>
Lisa::<moaning> I've been naughty. Spank me harder,harder!

by YOURMOM May 13, 2005

spankies

The spandex shorts worn by female volleyball players.

Oooo you guys wear those spankies, eh?

by Devon!! September 28, 2005