Ur mom a fidget spinner

The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight

Bob-your mom gae
John-ur mom a fidget spinner

Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast

by JasonCOZ April 4, 2018

Slinkerknot

slinkerknot: noun: A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

Slinkerknot sentence example

"MMMM... This beer tasted so good and is going to be remarkably smooth." - John LaJoie, Canadian Tour Annoucement.

by BanginSince1945 September 13, 2011

spinner

(n) A woman/man that stands less than 5ft. 3in. Giving someone above average height the ability to have sex with them on their lap and possibly spinning them like a top.

The Olsen Twins are a matching set of spinners.

by Paul Sturgulewski April 12, 2006

kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.

timmy is a kankle spanker

by spencer December 19, 2004

Chair spinner

A worker who watches the clock eagerly awaiting quitting time.

A person comes into work and doesn't really work, but pretends to work while waiting until the end of the business day. Spins chair to make time progess a little faster, so therefore called "Chair spinner".

by nonchairspinner August 31, 2013

Spinner

UK slang term for a revolver or other skeng with rotating barrles/other components

Roadman 1: Come round my ends and see what happens
Roadman 2: How about I point a .32 spinner at your head and see what happens?

by R0t4t0r February 9, 2020

Jewish spinner

A girl small enough to spin like a dreidel in a guy's lap. Patty Stanger likes spinners.

Put that Jewish spinner in my lap... so I can tap that!

by InterasanteL April 20, 2010