Seltex

The most loveliest couple on discord and possibly forever

Omg guys look its the cutest couple “seltex”

by AST Seltex <3 March 2, 2021

seltrutekili

A phenomenon that occurs when a vine god is bored and thinks they are smart for turning a vine backwords. Side-effects of this include self delusions of being big brain and thinking people care.

Hey guys, seltrutekili.

by ewwhat'sthat March 15, 2021

shelton school (dallas)

a place for dyslexic people to go get high and hook up

jesuit kid 1: who’s that girl you’re dating
jesuit kid 2: oh she’s goes to shelton

jesuit kid 1: ohhhhhhhh … she goes to shelton school (dallas)

by I’m in love with stacy’s mom September 24, 2021

Shelton

A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but seems to get tired or bored of them easily. A Warrior both Physically and Spiritually, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
Music, Money and Sports is where you thrive.

That is Shelton

by Godchosenone November 23, 2021

Homo-Spectacle

Someone who pretends to be gay in order to gain the attention of somebody of the opposite sex.

Karen became an open homo-spectacle in order to gain the attention of Brad, claiming she scissored with Jordan.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Alco-Seltzer

The new rage in alcoholic drinks, alcoholic, carbonated water. A drink for those who either hate the taste of beer or want to feel like they’re being healthy. In reality, in two to three years, scientists will be saying this drink is terrible for you and causes cancer because that’s life kids.

Me and the boys gettin lit tonight on this alco-seltzer. Hangover? Take your pick: alka-seltzer or better yet, alco-seltzer.

by Seealis January 19, 2020

Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.

I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.

by vanishingly February 22, 2021