spectrumtard

an autist person on the spectrum who is a retard

you are a spectrumtard

by Jademaria July 16, 2023

Spectrumite

A person throughly presenting to be on the spectrum

"Man, Mike's really rambling like a spectrumite about his Bionicle collection today huh?"

by Spoingdelius September 17, 2023

Metro Spectrum

The Metro Spectrum is the term that defines the full range of metro-sexual traits typically reflected in a man's hygiene, fashion choices and grooming habits.

In a sentence:
"My friend tends to be a little on the high end of the Metro-Spectrum."

On the low end of the Metro Spectrum are men who don't seem too concerned with outward appearances. In the middle are men who enjoy nice shoes and fitted shirts. Things like trimmed arm hair and a shaved chest are found on the high end.

From low to high:

Gary Busey
Zach Galifianakis
Will Ferrel
Guy Fieri
Daniel Craig
Justin Timberlake
Ryan Seacrest
Tim Gunn

by Coltronx November 23, 2011

Mehresgrill-Spectrum

A logarithmic scale ranging from 1-10 used to measure the degree to which the speaker patronizes his conversational partner through choice of words, posture, tone of voice or tone of text. Frequently used as an indicator to describe the sociolinguistical respectively socioanthropological phenomenon of communication through speech and reception thereof by means of pseudoscience.

"That bitch was disgustingly sympathetic; clearly a ten on the Mehresgrill-Spectrum! Nodding all the time as if to say 'I accept you anyway. Let us try and find a solution together'"

by stahlhamster August 12, 2012

Lightbulb Spectacular

The act in which one publicly destroys their anus with one or multiple lightbulbs. To undergo this brave act, the “victim” must insert a lightbulb half-way into their anus and then squeeze, which shatters the lightbulb. What is most delightful in seeing this performance, is the sexual screams and tattered anus which the kinky performer ends up with. By far the most dangerous yet respected act which a man can do.

“Holy fuck Benny, did you see that mate? Gerald just pulled a fucking Lightbulb Spectacular in ya bro!”
“Mad respect to Gerald brah. Hats off to that absolute rig.”

by goliathancient July 26, 2018

full spectrum warrior

A term used to describe someone very stupid, clueless, or Terminally Online.
It's name references the Autism Spectrum and is an indirect way of calling someone a Retard.

"Why does your sister spend all her free time getting offended on Twitter?"
"Because she's a Full Spectrum Warrior."

by _Underscore_dude February 27, 2023

Anti-Mass Spectrometer

Machine built to analyse anti-mass particles, but some cia douchebag decided to shove some crystals in it, and then a buncha bullshit happened and almost ended the earth

S: Alright, gordon, your suit should keep comfortable thru all of this, the specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so kind as to start the rotors, we can bring the spectrometer to 80%, and hold it there, until the carrier arrives.
S2: Bringing the anti-mass spectrometer to 105%

by TheDNAofthesoul November 21, 2022