spatny

To be identified as the coolest person ever. To have an obsession with animal print-like things. To be associated with Mikers.

Also known as Spatters, Spatter Batter, Special K, and Sputnig

"Oh man, did you see that cool chick over there?"

"You mean Spatny?"

by kspatters February 23, 2009

Spatchin

Used when someone is on the telephone or texting someone while using a spatula flipping their eggs. Commonly used by bachelors or those who only know how to cook eggs.

"Hey whats up?"
"Just spatchin some eggs for supper, you?"

by Shmorgasborg April 14, 2010

spattered

splashed, asperse, bedabble

My bed was spattered with blood.

by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013

Spats

The rich person equivalent of socks with sandals.

"Lose the spats, you look like Scrooge McDuck."

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2018

The Spatula

(Adj)
What one becomes when you "turn" someone gay.

Suzie Q- "Billy Bob Jr. broke up with me, he's now going for my brother..."
Jane Doe- "That makes you The Spatula."

by cheez-itz10101010 May 12, 2011

ham spatula

flat butt

bitch got ham spatula

by miikeonthecob December 7, 2011

Spatula

1)Utensil used to serve, scrape and scoop.
2)The best word ever!
3)Band fronted by Etta Langer. Supremely amazing and spontaneous!

1)Hey! Use a frickin spatula to flip those pancakes!
2)Spatula is the best word ever!
3)Let's go hear that rad band Spatula! What you've never heard of them? SPATULA IS HUGE!

by Natalie Neuberger April 16, 2005