Slarmin' Hard

To do completely unproductive things (surf teh interwebs for pictures of pugs in clothes, watch an entire season of Dr. Who, eat massive amounts of chicken wangs) for excessive amounts of time, especially while in a ridiculously relaxed/possibly unhygienic state.

I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your Bar Mitzvah, Timmy, I was too busy slarmin' hard.

by Uhhh Na Nah Na Nah September 15, 2010

Salary Syndrome

The slacking that occurs when an employee realizes that they're going to continue to receive their paycheck regardless of how much time they actually spend working.

Dan was a great employee until he caught Salary Syndrome, I watched him click a pen for 90 minutes yesterday before leaving a half hour early.

by Fakelove September 12, 2009

slartibartfast

Character from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy'. Slartibartfast helped build Earth and won an award for Norway. He most enjoys making the little rocky bits around the edges of countries.

My name is... slartibartfast... i told you it wasn't important

by Yalo May 16, 2005

Slarry

A slow person with a long head , burger nips and a baldy dad most commonly called Ste

Hello slarry you slow bean head

by Choga July 17, 2018

salar

1. Powerful person
2. Strong person

Bob is a real Salar.

by cyberphunkisms April 19, 2006

SolarSnowball

Cornhub

Get SolarSnowball for $10 and you get a free shuck.

by Rice Degenerate December 10, 2019

Solaris

Idk they're cool or something..... Lil annoying though sometimes. It's fine cause they're hot.

"Solaris is hot"

"Yup"

by Arsonorsomething April 11, 2021