john: when it comes to dating, I guess I'm looking for a girl who is hot, really into sports and gaming, can support herself financially and isn't looking for a serious relationship.
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
by Linorth April 30, 2015
Get the Snake's Armpit mug.I thought we where all friends until they started talking about me. Now i know they are all just snakes
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Get the Snake mug.by Norm123 March 3, 2007
Get the snake plate mug.Possibly one of the most annoying creatures alive, they mostly consist of a 8 - 11 year old on a scooter who think their top shitcool if they swear and/or drink and smoke. Most of these fucktards hangout at skateparks and beak the skaters who would beat the living shit out of them but the snoby rich parents would retaliate
Skater1: Aww man here come Jacob he's such a scooter snake
Skater 2:Ya so much for skateing in peace
Scooter snake: sup niggas what some weed
Skater 1: dude your 10 years old and white
Skater 2:Ya so much for skateing in peace
Scooter snake: sup niggas what some weed
Skater 1: dude your 10 years old and white
by make_that_booty_clap December 24, 2014
Get the scooter snake mug.A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.
"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
by JollyLama February 27, 2010
Get the Trying to Shave a Snake mug."I honestly can't believe how disgusting and hypocritical Erika Costell is!"
"Yeah. Snake bitch is gonna get her ass sued."
"Yeah. Snake bitch is gonna get her ass sued."
by Milkbags247 August 24, 2017
Get the snake bitch mug.Someone from out of town who visits as a tourist and leaves garbage wherever they go. They also think the place they are at belongs to them so they can do whatever they want.
by Angry Tom October 28, 2004
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