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snowblower

A term for someone who does cocaine. see cokehead orsnowman.
That guy keeps sniffing, he must be a snowblower.
by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005
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snowboard

wow that guy with the snowboard beat up that skier with his own poles.
by ride4life August 16, 2003
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Snowbird

Old people who live in northern states, such as New York, Michigan, Vermont, Connecticut, etc, most of the year, but come October, all flock to Florida or bordering states. Well known for filling up our roads, beaches, restaurants, pretty much anywhere you can think. Native Floridians are the best drivers on earth due to having to share a road with them, and deal with their driving habits such as driving half the speed limit in a passing lane or coming to an absolute dead stop to make a turn on a busy road. The only reason snowbirds are widely accepted here is because most businesses and touirst traps see them as dollar signs, and they will gladly spend 30 dollars on a Florida mug with their grandkids names on it. Thats just a facade though, when in reality, most native floridians want them gone. The closer you get to a body of water, the snowbird density with increase. Most of them always complain about traffic, and how crowded everything is, when in reality they are the cause of the problem. They love to brag about their home states and how things are better back up north, but in reality, no one here gives a shit. They also believe that without them, Florida's economy would collapse, when in reality, it would rid the state of tourist traps that hug the interstate, something that no one here wants to begin with. Bottom line, snowbirds are people come down to Florida every winter to enjoy the whether, but complain about almost everything else...
Example 1
Floridian 1: Why does Google Maps say its going to take an hour to get to the mall? That drive is normally 10 minutes?
Floridian 2: Some snowbird flipped their Lincoln on I-75 because they slammed on their breaks trying to look at the scenery. Lets just go the back way and hope the same thing hasn't happened in that direction.
Example 2
Snowbird: Two hour wait to be seated at a table?! Back in Michigan, a table wouldve been ready for me , my wife Mable, and my 9 grandchilden already.
All the Floridians in the restaurant:
...then go back to Michigan...
by Skeetwood Mac February 4, 2018
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New york Snowball

A variation of the infamous snowball;

When having anal sex, you ejaculate into your partner's anus, suck the semen/feces mix into your mouth, and spit it back into their mouth.
I convinced my girl to give me a snowball but, since she doesn't like the taste of her own shit, she wasn't ready to take it to the next level with the New York Snowball.
by gar4ett April 4, 2009
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snowbread

John: OMG Postma is the most Snowbread kid in the whole freaking world!
Postma: Shut up John you're so douchebread.
by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008
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snowbeast

1. Any person who is covered in a voluminous amount of semen after intercourse.

2 Any person who particularly enjoys being thoroughly covered in a large amount of semen.
"After he got off I looked like a snowbeast."
"Honey, I'm not afraid to admit it. I am a snowbeast."
by mancanfly May 19, 2012
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northern snowball dragon

A girl is giving a guy head and a guy tells her he has an STD. She then coughs so hard cum shoots out of her nose.
Becky felt she could no longer trust Eric after the northern snowball dragon incident.
by taylor294 July 2, 2008
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