smocking

Whacking a fella in the balls when he's spacing out, done with an open hand for surprise purposes.

Bob got smocked in gym class when he didn't hear his name called for attendance. Bob smocked me while was asking marylou for a date, in the hall. Bob got a wicked smocking

by troutseason October 18, 2012

Snacking Off

Breaking your health-food diet with junkfood

How did you gain weight? have you been snacking off?

by UrbanDictionaryFan101 November 18, 2010

Poop socking

Sticking you foot up someone’s butt for sexual pleasure.

Dude your poop socking her, I love sticking my foot up butts!

by UngaUnga October 10, 2019

Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.

You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."

by Alianstr March 17, 2009

shockinger

when something is a lot more shocking than something that is just shocking.

those fireworks were way more shockinger than the ones from last year

by BDizzy May 3, 2012

shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

Smocking

When one feels the need to throw on a smock, and just chill. Chillin' in a smock is real nice.

Me - "Yesterday I was just sitting there playing some videogames, and I suddenly felt the need to do some smocking."

You - "Oh, lovely. Smocking is real nice, isn't it?"

Me - "Sure is. Real nice."

by Lbs. Twinkie September 5, 2011