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SnapplePedia

Turning Snapple caps and Wikipedia quotes into infallible words of wisdom. Mostly associated with tweens/teens who gather all of their "intelligence" from unreliable sources such as the ones stated above.
I read on a Snapple cap and in an article of Wikipedia that Hitler had three testicles.-13 year old "genius"

That dude SnapplePedia
by Mr.Struts November 28, 2012
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Snapper

A quick little fart that feels like a rubber band flick on one’s perineum.
I love bubbly water, but those snappers get me every time!
by LavaExcelsior October 23, 2019
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Snappledd

A twitch streamer who plays minecraft and is 5'2. Usually found online on Discord muting his members in VC in his server.
Hey, did you see Snappledd today? He muted me three times in VC for calling him short.
by racermix June 22, 2021
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Snapperhead

A foolishly naive or incompetent person.

Someone who lacks education, experience and expertise, especially if they overestimate their own competence.

Someone whose behavior would elicit the question, "are you new?"

The implication being that they have just been born, feet first, and they are still wearing their mother's snapper as a hat.
"Did you hear about these dudebros who just dropped $80k on a new website domain and think they're going to rake in 8 figures in the first year, having done zero market research? What a pair of snapperheads."
by Takeitsleazy February 25, 2022
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Snapper

A stereotypical pedophile with big goofy ass square glasses, long greasy hair, pasty skin, and a t-shirt usually depicting a dragon or a fucking loony toons character in an effort to more easily lure unsuspecting children out of the sandbox and into their creepy fucking shaggin wagons.
Aryan Brother: throw me that bone crusher mighty mouse so I can slump this snapper in the next cell.
by Alice_Dee802 March 21, 2022
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poople-snapper

a politer way of saying shit eater
you poople-snapper
by andrew brown November 24, 2003
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bitch snapper

someone who likes to slap girl dogs
by woodyactor May 17, 2010
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