Smoothie

When you hit the dab pen and the blunt at the same time.

*blunt in the rotation*

"yo hand me the dab pen . I'm bouta hit a smoothie"

by ERAUVirginityclub March 20, 2022

hallway smoothie

when walking the hallway of a hotel picking up unfinished cocktails set outside of rooms for room service to pick up and pouring them into a single cup.

she got thirsty on her way to the ice machine so she made a hallway smoothie.

by ghettobenzo February 7, 2010

Big Smoothie

A big smooth shaved dick.

Girl I can't wait to get him home and hop on his big smoothie.

by Big Smoothie1982 June 19, 2011

Prune-Smoothie

The act of shoving prunes into a partners anus then penetrating the anus with your member until ejaculation, after which the partner pushes out the contents into another partners mouth where they chew into a smoothie like substance then spits it back into your mouth. Where you then consume the substance.

"I'm really looking forward to my prune-smoothie after work with my boss and his wife."

by Sexual Horsemen January 14, 2015

sunshine smoothie

When you wake up early, make an orange smoothie, jizz into it then stir it with your dick and make your girlfriend drink it.

I gave my girl a sunshine smoothie this morning and she loved it!

by Hoebagcockface April 11, 2017

shmegma smoothie

A collection of shmegma put in a milkshake glass often with whip cream and marrachino cherries. One of the best beverages out there

Yo can you make me your famous shmegma smoothie , I heard you make a mean shmeg smooth

by Cock, foreskin, cheese October 3, 2017

Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!

by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018