smart drinks

beverages sold with the marketing pitch that they improve cognition, alertness, and/or brain function

Ingredients in smart drinks include ginseng, gingko biloba, and guano.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.

Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...

by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010

Smart Ass

Someone Who This They Know EVERYTHING

There are a lot of smart ass in this class

by Ms.Big Botty December 20, 2014

Smart Nigga Hours

The time period between 9 and 11 PM where guys can express and show off their true, deep knowledge of the universe and everything around it, without any judgement from their friends.

Friend 1: Aye, Kev, did you know that water is actually not wet?
Friend 2: Yooo bruh, you right! This some real smart nigga hours right here bro!

by Thejeepnigga November 27, 2017

Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%

Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing

by Yodellegend May 27, 2018

smart idiot

The type of person that has book smarts yet lacks basic knowledge or common sense. A smart idiot is the type of person to ace a math test but not know how a can opener works, or the type of person to know the entire periodic table but pushes a pull door

A: hey it's C
B: did he just try to push a pull door?
A: yeah...
B: doesn't he have straight As?
A: yeah...
B: what a smart idiot

by Person12350 April 22, 2022

Smart romantic

A person who loves to be with someone, but isn't hopelessly stupid with it. They know how to find the little things, and don't blush at every little thing their lover does. Basically the opposite of hopeless romantic.

Wow, he said he loved her but she didn't say it back. He just wants in her pants, he tells everyone. She's a smart romantic.

by KendylxKaos March 31, 2009