Seussy

Adjective: Characterized by or possessing qualities similar to the works of Dr.Seuss.

Synonyms: Strange, awkward, ridiculous, nonsensical, surreal, abstract, and unconventional.

"Did you hear George W Bush's speech last night? Man they guy has a Seussy way of speaking."

"Her outfit is so seussy! It doesn't match at all but it sure is fashionable."

"My essay turned out so seussy, I had no Idea what I was talking about."

"I went to a dance party last night and got dosed with LSD, what a seussy night."

"Matisyahu? A hasidic Jewish Reggae rapper? Sounds seussy to me."

by The Citizen Science April 1, 2009

Strawberry Cream Slush

The act of having sex with a girl while she is on her period, ejaculating inside her, and the making her squirt.

Dude, I totally gave that girl a strawberry cream slush last night.

by J0HND03 February 15, 2015

slasses

slasses are imaginary glasses that, when worn, help you see the world through the eyes of a slut.

After a couple of drinks last night on my date, I put on my slasses and things got a little more interesting

by misscatfrommtl September 25, 2007

Shuss

Abbreviation of the word "show us". Often used in conjunction with "ya" (the abbreviation of the word "your").

"Shuss ya bits!"
Or in the descriptive context,
"Shuss ya angry!" ("show us your angry" NOT "show us you are angry")
As in, "You're acting very angrily!"

by davegrohl October 1, 2006

Dr. Seuss

An infamous man who liked rubbing 7 yr. old cock

Jimbo: Dr. Seuss, wtf are you doing?
Dr. Seuss: touching your fucking cock obviously.

by Lil Bigwood23 November 3, 2019

Slush Puppy

Basically a woman with the morals of a man.

Usually a term used for a female that is a closet slut.
Usually a female that will portrays a classy girl to others, but once the consumption of alcohol takes place, the legs spread and she's ready to go with whoever, wherever, whenever.

Also referred to as a diddy bopper, slut, skeezer, whore, sorostitute, ho, skank, hooker, etc.

"Hey man what's the bar looking like tonight?" - Darius
"A whole lot of slush puppies running around dude" -Chris
"Word! Shit I'm in the mood to get my dick wet tonight so I'll head that way in a little" - Darius

"Dude, me and Tiffany were hitting it off at the movies, but when we went to the party and after she got a few drinks in her, she was a huge slut and left with another guy." - Darius
"Ohhh what a Slush Puppy...." -Chris

by AUChico November 2, 2009

dog bitten slugs

The outer labia, or "lips", on a lady. Showing obvious signs of wear and tear.
To qualify the labia must be severly enlarged, and protuding grossly from the general "snatch" area.

She was so chewed on down below, she looked like she had two dog bitten slugs.

by Cleatus March 8, 2004