slasses 

slasses are imaginary glasses that, when worn, help you see the world through the eyes of a slut.

After a couple of drinks last night on my date, I put on my slasses and things got a little more interesting

slasses by misscatfrommtl September 25, 2007

slassisut 

A submissive slut who does it all in bed, is subservient, super hot, doesn't care that you're married, and has an awesome down-to-earth personality. Outside of the bedroom, she's very classy and intelligent and someone you can easily be friends with. Inside the bedroom, she'll do her best to please her Daddy.

As Nick was showering, Beatrice was preparing to send him off with a sandwich and juicebox. When Nick came out of the shower and saw his slut waiting with a smile and his food, he thought to himself, "damn, I'm one lucky motherfucker. She sucked my cock, licked my ass, got on all fours for me to fuck her, hung out with me afterwards, and now cooked for me...AND she's fucking HOT! She's not just some slut. She's a slassisut!"

slassisut by BelASSis April 10, 2013

Bugly Skasses

Abbreviation of "Butt Ugly Skinny Asses"
Most commonly used with the male gender.

Just look at those bugly skasses trying to mack on those fine honeys over there. They got no game fo sho.

Bugly Skasses by KSoong August 21, 2003

yomomma'sglasses

a reply to the insult "nice glases"; from the IT season 3 episode 1 "From Hell"

Roy: Nice glasses.
Moss: Not as nice as yomomma'sglasses.

yomomma'sglasses by Jen Barber December 1, 2010