Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

Dell Slurpee

After one is done with a dell fister, s/he takes a straw and drinks the lemon juice from the ass of his/her partner. This is much like fletching

"Man she was so upset with me giving her that dell fister that she made me clean her up with a dell slurpee", said John.

"That is disgusting", exclaimed Jimmy while vomiting.

by LemonadeMan August 23, 2008

Arkansas slurpee

When you suck out your bother or sisters cum through a straw

Come here sis, when you cum let me know because Uncle Joe showed me how to do an Arkansas slurpee

by 333bam September 14, 2024

tijuana slurpee

a sexual act which involves a cup of mayo, a slurpee straw and a paper clip along with the option of including a small amount of gravy and a donkey

dam! jay gives one mean tijuana slurpee. and thats withouth gravy!

by stick09 August 9, 2009

Swerving Slurpee

Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.

“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.

by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024

Turkey slurpee

Where a girl gobbles like a turkey as she giving a blow job

A turkey slurpee is defined As the girl was giving a blow job. She sounded like a turkey gobbling your dick.

by Queenmisery July 23, 2024

Dirty Slurpee

When a lady gives her man head after anal sex with her.

My girl gave me a dirty slurpee last night.

by Soy lady January 23, 2021