Slabber Cabbage

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

by noway jose August 30, 2003

Slober

The extraneous enjoyment of a sensuous activity.

George, I'm telling you. Whenever I see a folk of that one kind, I just start slober killing him or her, and I love it so much.

Well Muffender, you should concentrate that slobering on something else. Like playing the meatflute on that juicy specimen.

Yeah man! Shit!

by crackheadjackhead December 12, 2009

The Slobbery Tard

When your girl takes an insane amount of thc and you grudge fuck the shit out of her to the point that she drools and moans like a she has a mental disorder.

Gave the wife two tablespoons of ghetto butter and pulled off the slobbery tard.

by Griller92 December 18, 2020

slobbering nob gobbler

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.

Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.

by Robert Potts August 20, 2003

slabber

A person who rants on and on in a confrontational manner.

Usually a millie or spide credential.

She's a slabber, I'd just hit her a slap, that'll shut er up.

by Lemmalola July 1, 2005

Slober

The act of slowly becoming drunk. When you are not drunk, buzzed or tipsy, but you have started drinking.

Kelly: "I'm slober right now. I've only had 2 beers"

by k.shaw November 30, 2009

Slobbery Tongue

Language spoken by those who are fluent in cunnilingus.

Guy: Hey baby, you wanna go back to my place?

Babe: I don't know...do you speak slobbery tongue?

by The Code Yoda January 18, 2009