Mackin' the Slit

The action of stabbing someone with a knife, then repeatedly penetrating the open wound with one's penis. Usually resulting in ejaculation by only one of the parties involved.

The ultimate insult in a knife fight!

I sliced his stomach, and I finished by mackin' the slit. He's never been quite the same...

by mrs.rayray September 23, 2010

slitch

This word appears in one of the songs in the movie "The Wizard of Oz" which describes how the cyclone dropped Dorothy's house onto the Wicked Witch of the East and killed her. It appears to denote some kind of unusual physical movement. An excerpt from the lyrics follows.

"The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch
in the middle of a ditch
Which
was not a healthy sitch-uation
for the wicked witch."

by Rick Rosen November 23, 2004

slit seller

A female who sells her cooter.

I got herpes from a slit seller!

by Ari D. January 29, 2006

slimy turtle

when the boy is feeling up the girl while the girl's legs are wrapped around the boy's back and up his shirt at the same time

while i was feeling her up, we were in the slimy turtle position

by tommydizzleword November 3, 2008

Slimy Pint

A homo sexual drinking game. Like the game 'soggy biscuit', players must cum into a pint of beer, lager Etc. and the last one to cum has to down the pint.

Shawn: heya billy, wanna play Slimy Pint with me, Joel and alan?

Billy: umm no thanks, i'm happy watch lesbian porn.

by goody666 March 15, 2009

slithering snake

When a couple is in the process of intercourse, and the male loses all control of his penis, and it starts going everywhere like a snake.

"Last night, me and Amy were in bed, and I had a slithering snake."

by *fapping noises* December 13, 2015

slitshot

When you ejaculate in someone’s cut.

He slitshotted me last night.

by MeleeChicken August 18, 2021