When you and a girl drunk as hell in the bathtub or jacuzzi with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and try to have anal sex with her. She shakes her head and makes sounds like a dolphin would as you try to stick it in her ass. "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka" like a dolphin, hence the slippery dolphin!
by bushmonstr February 28, 2007
Get the Slippery Dolphin mug.The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.
*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!
by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010
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A term for an excessivley moist object (vagina) that resembles and feels like a slippery clam or mollusk
by josh tribune February 12, 2004
Get the Slippery Clam mug.When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.
Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working
Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?
Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight
Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?
Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight
by Sugar81 April 26, 2008
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When a male's penis ejaculates inside the ear of a female, male or other.
Often confused with the Nasal Cream Pie (Slippery Hipster).
The Slippery Gypsy often occurs on a Valentine's Day night when an expensive present is bought for the receiver of the Slippery Gypsy.
When a male's penis ejaculates inside the ear of a female, male or other.
Often confused with the Nasal Cream Pie (Slippery Hipster).
The Slippery Gypsy often occurs on a Valentine's Day night when an expensive present is bought for the receiver of the Slippery Gypsy.
'Oh god, My boyfriend gave me the worst Slippery Gypsy last night and the semen in my ear is really dry, but its okay because he bought me a car for Valentine's Day'.
by PorkiePie August 1, 2012
Get the Slippery Gypsy mug.When a guy is doing a girl from behind, he spits on the girls back so she thinks he's done. When she turns around the guy blows his load in her face.
by heather November 25, 2003
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