Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.

Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!

by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010

Slender Loris

Quite possibly the coolest animal in existence, with two saucer-like brown eyes, and a cute little heart shaped nose. Lives in India and Sri Lanka.

Unlike the Spotted Cuscus, the Slender Loris is cool.

Is there a Slender Loris on that playing card?

The Slender Loris sang a song in the club style.

by LorisLover August 5, 2011

Slenderport

When someone appears behind you and you don't know where they came from, like they teleported behind you. This commonly happens in the game slender.

Slenderman + Teleport = Slenderport

They just walked up behind you casually, but you don't know they're there. So when you turn around, they scare the sh*t out of you.

I was peeing in a bathroom, I thought i was alone. But when I was finished and turned around, THERE WAS A GUY STARING AT ME!!!!!!!

He slenderported behind my back.

by GeckZero June 12, 2014

Slender: The Eight Pages

A game based off of Slender Man where the player needs to collect eight pages in a forest before Slender Man finds them.

I shat my pants playing Slender: The Eight Pages.

by SupaleegamingX July 7, 2014

slender proxy

Where people believe in slender man and try to more or less be his minions.

Being a Slender proxy means being someone who has smoked way too much damn weed and or other drugs.

by Zerogoose July 25, 2017

Slintermediate

A Slintermediate is an Intermediate tire that has been worn out to the point where it has become a Slick tire. It is a combination of the world Slick and Intermediate. The term was first keyed by Formula One journalist Will Buxton.

Dennis: "Ocon's Intermediates had become Slintermediates by the end of the race"

by The Norwegian Communist October 11, 2021

Slenderdaddy

konrad is a slender daddy

omg slenderdaddy is so hot

by slenderdaddy bf November 16, 2021