Simrit

Very sexy guy or girl, everyone's wants he/her . Simrit is a common name in punjabi

Simrit's new pants so fire!

by Jacob Randolph October 1, 2021

shriti

Shriti named girls are pure hearted with beautifull soul🤩 my bestiee🎉 she cares about her loved ones. Very sincere among relatives and family but chilling out with friends. Her nature is so kind and caring.

Shriti is my #hellomoto.

by Shriti November 26, 2021

sarita

a bitch that gets in trouble

your such a sarita

by that amazing sexy beast May 25, 2017

Siri

When you thought Apple couldn't ruin anything else, they made Siri. The most broken non-usable voice assistant of all time. Hell will be Siri just endlessly talking about random things. She gets 95% of the things you ask her wrong. If Siri was real I would put her through a meat grinder. In the mean time I will just throw the phone in one.

You: Siri help! I've been shot!

Siri: Okay calling Taco Bell.

You: Siri wheres the nearest condom shop? I am going to get laid tonight.

Siri: Okay calling CVS. (Really calling mom.)

You: *Fart* (butt dail)

Siri: Calling your girlfriends mom.

by 3Sense February 13, 2015

Siri

To take credit for other peoples knowledge. Typically this is done at work to impress other colleagues. To pretend to know something you know nothing about.

That idiot gets credit for everything. She's always pullin a Siri too!

by roger pedactor August 14, 2006

siri

Adorable nickname for Sirius Black aka Padfoot, of the Marauders.

Siri looks so adorable in filthy robes, doesn't he?

by Padfoot's Stalker September 21, 2003

saritte

a beer slut; someone who, while intoxicated, performs intimate sexual acts with members of the same sex and/or other random people

kevin got on riss last night! what a saritte!

by gerald July 31, 2004