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Shriti
The cutest person every, you’ll fall in love with the way she makes you feel and just with the way she is. She is like the first ray of shining sunlight falling on your face from the gap in the curtains, waking you up softly to face the world. Kind and caring with a heart of gold, the story of Shriti will forever be told...
Shriti by TheRealDefinitionOfStress November 22, 2021
Shriti
Shriti is a Bengali word which means good memories. This person believes in living life to the fullest. They love themselves and they love everything about this world. They are happy to go lucky and can always be found surrounded by people. They love to take care of others and are hardcore romantic personalities. They have a charismatic personality.
shriti
Shriti is referred to someone who carries a certain beautiful aura with them and are likely to come off as amiable wherever they go. Alternatively, someone full of positivity and happiness.
shriti by Princess cono November 26, 2021
shitistics
Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022
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