sampling

The art of traveling around a supermarket or warehouse club where free dood samples are offered. A person can make a tasty meal out of sampling depending on his or her talent. Try not to linger or appear too often at a particular sample station. Also, beware of salsa samples as others may have double dipped the salsa.

Velma: I'm'a on a diet, Shirl. I don't eat fudge bars anymore.

Shirl: They're setting out samples.

Velma: Oh, and let's try the pigs in a poke

by ignor September 18, 2004

simpingovervivi

they’re the best fanpage <3
stan loona!!

person 1: do you follow simpingovervivi on tiktok?

person 2: no

person 1: you’re not a dreaming dinosaur? don’t even speak to me

by isimpforkimseungmin January 9, 2021

Simpin

Simple Pimpin
A pimp who has 1 or 2 gurls

Man that doesn't know how to pimp.

by Jreed July 6, 2005

simpin

To be chilling; To be chill

similar to gucci

I be simpin.

We simpin.

by happytrooper January 13, 2017

Richard Simpkin

The funniest, deepest person I have ever met. The person I love, adore and cherish.

He laughs therefore I laugh, therefore I love.

by Lara Roberts January 8, 2004

Love's simpliest rules.

Rule 1. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve.

Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.

girl loves boy but doesnt know the Love's simpliest rules.

by Tayyyyla November 11, 2011

Simpling

A bro who simping on another bro

Dude your such simpling!

by The Simplord April 18, 2020