simping4ghost

the hottest bitch out there<3. gorgeous mf!!

Have you seen simping4ghost? theyre so hot

by ghostthegay July 26, 2021

simpingfortadashi

the hottest tiktok user out there 😈💪

"hey bro are you mutuals with simpingfortadashi? well you better be or they'll have hardcore sex with your mother"

by simpingfortadashi July 29, 2021

Simping4cloudy

A cool mutual that’s always tells facts

Look it’s Simping4cloudy a person that tells facts

by Deeznutsonballs July 29, 2021

simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

Simian Strike

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business. A euphemism for a monkey punch.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a simian strike last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

by MonkeyPuncher October 4, 2021

Simian strike

When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.

"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"

by TheBiggestHead October 5, 2021

Simpandouche

Noun: A title given to a simp who embodies many characteristics of a total douche- especially when initially presented as incredibly simpish but then reveals their douchebag tendencies. Pronounced like chimpanzee.

Friend 1: “He wouldn’t stop texting me all night while he was out drunk with his friends and saying how much he misses me and loves me- but I asked him yesterday if he wanted to hang out and he chose his friends over me! What a simpandouche! “
Friend 2: “Mega simpandouche. Simple monkey man.”

by Little Rudiger December 9, 2021