Hayley Williams Scandal

I'M IN THE BUSINESS OF NUDITY, GONNA GO TAKE OFF MY TOP
I THINK WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY #hayleywilliamsboobs #neverlethisgo
'got hacked' clearly means 'accidently sexting the world instead of my bf'

Comments to Paramore front woman Hayley Williams when she posted her topless photo on Twitter. or when a mofo got her hacked.

GUY1: I'm loling at the lead singer of Paramore posting her topless pic on her twitter.

GUY2: Hayley Williams Scandal alright. I bet tegan and sara are even more excited for the tour now!

GUY1: don't know why everyone's so surprised. Don't you know what they say about good little christian girls? and straight edges ?

GUY2: whatever i like boobs, you like boobs, we all have boobs. and she can really sing man, i like her band. rockstar's are hot. she cud really use a wish right now

by porNOOO May 28, 2010

Scandanavian Twister

The act of putting your penis in an asshole and spin around and then putting it in your patners mouh

dude i so gave karen a scandanavian twister last night

by jackof3334445696879 March 6, 2009

sandal muncher

A highly derogatory term for people who advocate caring for the environment, such as greenies, conservationists, hippies, environmental activists and the like

Joe: "Why do you need an SUV for just getting around the city? A smaller car would be just as good, with only a fraction of the carbon emissions."

Andrew: "Shut up and mind your own business, ya fucken sandal muncher!"

by aum108 April 26, 2010

Scandahoovian

Funny word for Scandinavian. Another possible spelling is Scandihoovian.

I'm gonna kick your white Scandahoovian booty.

by TeaRex May 6, 2011

Sandarvis

The swankiest person in the world. This person often grabs the attention of all the women in the room. He is usually the center of attention, and everybody wants to be their friend.

Did you see Sandarvis, I wish he would be my friend!

by Swanky Sally August 22, 2011

scandalous

A person who is through the roof flexing with no effort. they seem to have life on check and their finesse game is on point. This can also be used for a person who is naturally a baddie and doesn't give a shi about the rules or other people.

SCANDALOUUUSSSSS, I see you David bustin a fit !!!

We gotta look scandalous for the pics tomorrow.

by Arham March 2, 2019

socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.

Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!

by WelshDan March 23, 2017