clam shackled

the female equivalent of a "cock block".

I can't believe that girl just clam shackled me!

by Kim Campbell March 29, 2011

spackle-pop

A kid's sucker (or "blow-pop") that has been inserted into a woman's pussy.

I don't want to suck that spackle-pop, I saw where it just came from!

by Bard April 28, 2003

Spackledick

Bisexual, psychedelic, naked, atheist cowboy from Texas, whose partner thinks he struck an oil gusher every time he climaxes.

I totally just joined Freethinkers of the South for some spackledick.

by Yvresse June 18, 2011

rusty shackleford

When you take a dump on your own chest while giving yourself a handy.

Wanna go to the bar? Nah I’m gonna stay home and give myself a rusty shackleford.

by acfil August 15, 2022

Shpicklepantedmcyashmcshpal

Any interjection yelled when money is lost.

The boy who got his lunch money stolen let out a very vulgar shpicklepantedmcyashmcshpal.

by Carlito Lovestangle June 29, 2008

Rusty Shackleford

When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead

Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife

John: sure no problem

Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford

by ruffordshackleford September 6, 2020

Spackler

A person who gets scared a lot, derived from the term "spackle" meaning when the anus muscles relax and contract in rapid succession.

Also used as a derogatory term for the anally retentive.

Oh my, he's such a spackler

by FRS January 21, 2007