snoving

The act of butt-munching.

Pete loves snoving. In fact, just moments ago he had the pleasure of enjoying last nights corn while snoving his lady-friend.

by MarcoPoloPingPong January 30, 2008

The Big Can Of Shaving Cream

Nickname for Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA, home of the New England Patriots and New England Revolution soccer team. Used because one of Gillette's longterm flagship products is shaving cream.

"We're going to see the Patriots play the Colts tomorrow at The Big Can of Shaving Cream."
"What a finish at The Big Can of Shaving Cream today! Here are the highlights..."

by Honk4Gronk November 24, 2013

Yak shaving

Shaving a beard gained while drinking an absurd quantity of yak. Sobering up looking good

Yak shaving means shave that yak quit every recreational drug and alcoholic beverages and submit to me CEEACMBAEBUO

by CEEACMBAEBUO March 17, 2021

shoeing

The act of pooping in ones trousers with runny poo and proceding to tread it in to the carpet with ones shoes.

Dave: oh man I've got to go

Mum: don't go shoeing again! The vax has worked overtime lately!!

by jaycool20 June 15, 2008

yak shaving

shaving with puke instead of shaving cream

i didnt have shaving cream so i tried yak shaving

by lil sharty the baddest August 9, 2021

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.

"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

shaving

Shaving, sh-a-v-in-g: means ssshhh, as in be quiet but more that one is ashamed and doesn't want anyone to find out, and/or they are afraid what others would do if they found out + a v, which means a "to to" (v is the 22nd letter of the alpahbet) or a homosexual + in, which means that they are "in" with the sodomites + g, which means perfect, g being the 7th letter of the alphbet, and the number seven meaning perfection (perfect, complete, satisfied). Obviously those who are using g here are trying to make an evil use of the letter. See "On the Derivation of Yogh and Ezh" at: www. evertype.com/standards/wy nnyogh/ezhyogh .html
There are some who think the way you shave indicates how you are "to to," or how they would like you to be "to to." For example, do you shave across, down, etc.

Man, that vinnie is shaving.
Ving is a shaving actor.
Vince is paying shaving dues, fool.

by Patrick Michael Griffin May 7, 2008