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🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.
by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021
Get the Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars mug.1. The act of shooting a video or firearm manufactured in a foreign country.
Often found in, but not limited to, dollarstores and eBay stores worldwide.
2. Scottish-Hippie slang for a female orgasm, commonly used in the 1970's.
Often found in, but not limited to, dollarstores and eBay stores worldwide.
2. Scottish-Hippie slang for a female orgasm, commonly used in the 1970's.
1. (On instruction manual) Video Studio is video-editing software that makes editing your movies as fun as shogting them.
2. Woman: Gregory, I'm in the mood for a stellar shogting!
Man: Alright, lassie, spread your legs!
2. Woman: Gregory, I'm in the mood for a stellar shogting!
Man: Alright, lassie, spread your legs!
by amosmyn January 12, 2011
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Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
by Kipst3r September 15, 2013
Get the shooting tadpoles out your flagpole mug.A method for asserting ones dominance over a canine by placing either hand around the canine's nose.
"Adam Day snouting all the bitches"
by the beegles November 21, 2013
Get the snouting mug.When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.
Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"
by Waycarr December 17, 2013
Get the shooting blanks into a dead end mug.When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
by Oh my my July 2, 2015
Get the Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive mug.A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019
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