Shnitted

The feeling of you being trash and tired but not the tired of 'I didn't sleep well last night' the tired " I am done with fucking everything I need a fucking vacation in Jamaica or something" tired.

Common Asshole- What is up with you today dude you are so blah looking.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.

by casterfields August 15, 2016

Shnit

The combination of a sneeze and a classic trouser soiling. This phenomenon occurs, usually when ill, when you sneeze so hard you get paid a visit by a liquified shit.

Tom: Why were you late for class this morning?
Joe: I shnit myself, so I had to hop back in the shower.

by slimmyflimmyjimmy September 19, 2016

Shomit

Where you're shitting and you have to vomit between your legs.

I woke up after a night of drinking and had to shomit.

by Rootae December 26, 2016

shontanae

A kind of flower that blossoms mostly in the spring time but can survive in any weather. The meaning is realism beauty.

Did you see Shontanae glimmering thru the window pane.

by Dee Kershaw February 14, 2017

Shomit

The result of heavy drinking and deep sea fishing. This combination creates a violent abdominal flex. The moment of Shomit, is when a body becomes so tense it then exceeds the max PSF your body can handle, then the fun begins at both ends.

Steve was at a fast pace of consuming drinks while on a fishing trip. He then started to vomit over the side of the boat and proceeded to defecated in shorts at the same time. To sum it up in one word, Shomit .

by dg40period April 12, 2017

shontisha

A cool girl who can write her ass off. Kinda mean BUTTTTT very sweet. If you need things fixed around the house call her, but if you want to keep your "herb" safe smoke before she comes ;). A true feminist in every sense of the word and she is smart as hell. Shontisha's tend to be short, never passing the height of 5'3. If you have a Shontisha in your life hold on tight, they are unique and you will never find another like her.

Person 1: Did you read that amazing novel Shontisha wrote?

Person 2: Na I got so high with Shontisha I forgot how to read.

by Poprocks21 June 29, 2017

shonicth

Maki

Shaun: I love ShonicTH from Love Live
Matthew: Ew anime

by ReachLOL July 11, 2017