SHNITZ

a putz, a failure, a social reject, someone who makes up for their lack of self-confidence by acting like a shmuck

Have you met my friend Mike? Yeah, I dont like him that kid's a shnitz.

by AJESPO February 16, 2007

shitzer

COKE WHORE from ohio...SOMEONE WHO SUX AND FUX FOR COCAINE

MAN I COULD SURE USE A SHITZER TONITE

by TONY-88 December 23, 2008

shmite

this word is the a combination of she might. it means that there is a possibility that she (a girl) is going to do something. in essence, she might do something. lets all hope she does it.

i heard shmite get laid by me tonight.
shmite like me back, shmite not. that is the question

by Jsieg February 5, 2008

shitzler

slang term for "Sizzler"

After we went to Home Depot and Target we had a steak at the Shitzler

by the bedizzler June 12, 2003

shitzoid

An exclaimation made as you react to something that's incredibly amazing and also gross.

Janna - "Omg! They are taking out this lady's arm flab with lipo!"

Angie - "HOLY SHITZOID!"

by Angie October 25, 2004

Shmizzing

Pretending to cum in your pants to get out of trouble from doing a bad deed

"Hey WTF man!? Why didnt you tell me you were going out with my ex girlfriend?"

"Oh man im sorry i just cummed in my pants for no sexual reason looks like i cant get my ass beaten by you"

(mumbles) "I dont need to put up with his Shmizzing

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

bitch shnitzel

although shnitzel is a type of food, normally turkey breast fried in a batter, when placed with bitch it is an affectionate term for a lady-friend, preferably not one who's easily offended

'hey there, my little bitch shnitzel'

by meellaah July 12, 2009