Shit

crap, poop, feces, waste from the body that cannot be used for energy.
Just wanted to add another type of shit to the shit list:
the cannon shit:
when the pressure of a fart behind the shit, shoves the shit out your ass, like a cannon.

The Mile long shit: when a shit is so big, you wonder how it fit in your rectum.

Person A: "Awww man! I just took a cannon shit!"

Person B: "nice"


Person A: " I just took a mile long shit!"

Person B: "How does that fit inside you??

by JetsetRM October 12, 2008

the shit

above and beyond outstanding.

baby, if beauty was stink, you'd be the shit.

by hannibal lickter April 2, 2009

the shits

burning, explosive diarrhea.

I shouldn't have ate Indian food before i had anal sex. I had a bad case of the shits all over his peenieweenie!

by Nicolley August 2, 2006

No shit

Obvious statements or answers

Brain: Hey Eric is that bitch old man Donald trump President

Eric: No shit sounds like u been living under a rock

by his girl is awesome June 12, 2018

on shit

see 'on piss...'

We're on shit, we're on piss...

by DemBwoyPaigons May 17, 2017

Shitty Shit Shit Shit

Used when you are gonna fucking die. Used when you are shitting. Used when scared

OH Shitty Shit Shit Shit, I'm going to die. Oh shitty shit shit shit Ima shit. Oh shitty shit shit shit that's a fucking bomb.

by 69Xx_Non_Gay_Dick_Sucker_xX69 July 19, 2023

shit on it

A phrase used to declare a sense of carelessness, usually said before doing something previously debated or something of high risk.

Should I jump in this water? It's freezing! Shit on it, I'm doing it

by TurboCarlos1 July 9, 2011