meat shield

Effectively the same as human shield but can mean the use of any sufficient animal.

I would have been nailed by that paintball, but I grabbed Dave and put him in front of me for a meat shield.

by wtfomgstfu November 1, 2003

beaner shield

Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.

*During an intense barrage of bullets*

Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"

Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!

*Gunfire intensifies*

by JakE February 1, 2010

cum shield

A large pair of sunglasses. Built for style, but covering an area the size of a safety goggle. ie Paris hilton

"Adrianne's cum shield deflected Tysons errant pearl necklace harmlessy away."

by J.R. Simplot April 4, 2006

Shieating

Taking a shit and eating at the same time.

Pronounced like sheet-ing

"Wyd"
"Eating ravioli."
"Where are you?"
"The bathroom"
"Dude, are you shieating again?"

by Haidengombash March 15, 2016

shield toad

A turtle or tortoise.

Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.

by alpacadreamer February 26, 2019

Shiden

Anak haram

look at shiden, he is fr anak haram

by pak o December 6, 2020

Shided

Shided and Farded

Shided: that feeling that you shided

by the dr pepper April 16, 2021