smeeter meter

smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.

right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.

by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017

skeeter bag

A southern slang term for a Slut, Hoe or Down bitch. If you're wanting to fuck tonight, go find you a skeeter bag.

Guy 1: "Man, I wanna find some sexual attention."
Guy 2: "Let's go to the bar and find some Skeeter Bag's to bring home."

by LamboKizzle May 21, 2017

Skeeter

The name of your pet goldfish in 1990.

I gave Skeeter a proper burial in the snow instead of flushing him down the toilet when he died.

by JoSparks November 24, 2017

sheltered fruit

When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!

So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?

by Rainy Day Women February 2, 2018

shleter

Don't be it. You don't want to know why.

Wow, he was raped because he was shleter

by theleifster May 11, 2018

skeeter bucket

In Africa, indigenous people would paste their frying pans with butter, grease 'em, and go out in their fields to catch as many skeeters as possible, then cook 'em up and eat 'em! "You know, for malnourishment!"

All of the excess get dumped into the skeeter bucket.

• 'gotta go dump the "skeeter bucket".

by Jaxon Conner October 27, 2018

skeeter

that stupid insect that gives you a mosquito bite
Also can be used as a roast

wtf there are too many skeeters out here
You're a skeeter go commit neck rope

by conchcrowHQ May 1, 2019