acoustic shave

the act of shaving with razor; not an electric shave

"Hey man, do you use Norelco?" "No way, I shave acoustic!"

by ExtraFine August 12, 2004

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bear shared

The worst extent of getting owned. Similiar to the way the bear share program owns it customers with fee after fee after fee.

Tom: Dude did your see Jim try to use his gift credit card to burn bear share songs onto a cd?

Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!

by foxybrown August 16, 2007

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Better Saved Than Sorry

A pretty lame pun some people say before saving a game almost neurotically.

John: You've already saved your game ten times in the last twenty minutes!
Jim: Better saved than sorry!

by Samm L. February 4, 2010

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a.k.a. GSR

noun.

This is when more often a male shaves his trail, bush, etc, and wears his pants, trunks slung so low that it's clear that he no longer has hair where he ordinarily would.

The GSR is most often spotted at the beach on young, body conscious males or in night clubs on males that you know come with a side of chlamydia.

Check out that dude with the Groin Shave Reveal. He has total razor burn.

by s.e.p.h. August 22, 2010

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hot shave

Reality check or ass whooping

That dumbass/smartass needs a hot shave

by anonymous September 12, 2020

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shaven

The state in which a well maintained pussy should always be found. Hairless and ready for snacking.

Uh huh, I wanna get all up in that shaven haven.

by JambalayaJoe August 10, 2006

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SHAVEN SQUIRREL

What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!

A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.

Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh

by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008

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