Sharking for Parking

The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.

sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.

by Lovetrav April 12, 2011

Shawty Shankin'

(v.) The act of stealing or attempting to steal another man's girlfriend, lover, or wife.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen my girl?
Guy 2: Not since she hooked up with Rick last night
Guy 1: What!?!?! That Shawty Shankin' son of a bitch!

by RickyD-KapSig April 14, 2009

Sharing by default

This is when you fail to obviously mark consumable items (e.g. shampoo, cereal, etc.) with your name, thus leading your roommate/family members to believe that the item must be for them.

You: Dude, why did you eat all my Pops?!?! I just frickin bought those!
Stupid little brother: Well I don't see your name on them, so you were sharing by default.
You: How about i share my fist in your face?

by Jammarian July 23, 2010

Sharkisha'd

When a bitch punches someone and the Sharkisha super punch is mimicked. In other words, a bitch punches someone so hard they fall to the ground. Usually kicking follows the super punch.

Two bitches fighting and one botch super punches the other and she falls to the ground, person watching, "Damn that bitch got Sharkisha'd!"
Says a super punching bitch to her victim, "You just got Sharkisha'd bitch!"
"She pulled a Sharkisha on that hoe!"

by SlapDatHoe February 15, 2014

Shirking

When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".

Bass player: where's the singer?

Guitarist: What a shirking bastard!

by Betamax August 29, 2014

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson

by YYEE and might I add HA HA HA June 2, 2016

Urban Sharknami

Possibly the rarest of all Tsunamis. A Sharknami that originates from within a city.

Potential causes might be a vastly huge aquarium full of sharks that breaks, spilling it's contents in one giant wave down the high street.

(See Sharknami)

"Fuck me, another sharknami!!"
"No Andrew, this is London... it's an URBAN SHARKNAMI!!!"
"Run!"

by Nick Wade September 6, 2005