Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

by JustThat_1 May 24, 2018

status seizure

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while when in the middle of an internet conversation.

snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.

by Jenna the KNIGHT December 11, 2008

hard seltzer

is code for "you will vomit", usually by 4am

Oh my god, I knew she would "hard seltzer" after that many vodka sodas in a can...

by chadastrophic March 28, 2019

Alka-Seltzer

The act of taking a duece while in a hot tub. Since the hot tub is already churning water, bubbles, and blowing hot water, the turd will quickly dissolve like an alka-seltzer, leaving a nice fecal coloring to the water.

I was in Laura's hot tub last night, listening to Aaron Neville, and sippin' on a chilled glass of white zinfandale, when I decided to leave an alka-seltzer.

by Miami Matt September 3, 2006

Seltzer Enema

An enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners rectum when the cap is removed.

Andy and Tom wanted to do anal, but where mutually afraid of dirty poop shoot syndrome. They quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. Thus the seltzer enema.

by Matty Lin January 24, 2009

Seizure!

It's exclaimed, most often in a group, when playing a videogame and the screen suddenly starts to flash with vibrant colors or in black and white. An example would be in MegaMan 2 at Wily's Castle, every time you destoy a boss, the black background starts to flash vividly and quickly in black and white. It's seen more if the game is played in a dark room, in which the whole room is lit up.

1. *boss defeated, screen starts to flash* *whole group* Seizure!!!

by FlameMaster February 8, 2009

The Shitz

something that is awesome, usually referring to self in a 100% non-conceited way; it is usually just talk

Class of '08 is the Shitz!


Person 1: Man tha car is sick
Person 2 (who owns the car): That's cuz I'm the shitz, fool.

by Pluto is a Planet April 22, 2009