stapler

when you staple someone's balls to their forehead.

you so gay, ima give you a stapler

by Devin Shingsley July 12, 2006

stapleton

a lover who takes advantage of you financially.

(named after Colleen Stapleton)

Bob: Yeah, Mary keeps getting me to pay her rent

Charlie: Dude, you should get rid of her. she's a total fucking stapleton.

by Zak Hall February 5, 2005

Searles

(n). Only the best ice cream shop in East Greenwich where all of the profits are donated to the food bank, making the business a non-profit company!

"Hey guys, I'm in the mood for something sweet. Where should we go?"
"Searles Olde Tyme Ice Cream on Main! Duhhhh!"

by Searles Brothers October 17, 2008

cock-staple

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.

"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"

by dorham May 23, 2006

seatle business suit

entire suit of corduroy, including pants, shirt, and perhaps jacket

Hey, you're seattle business suit is totally rad, lets go play some hacky sack in the rain?

by me September 25, 2003

Jamican Stapler

When u have a guy's or chicks nose on ur asshole and you fart while doing so u suck there nose into ur ass

hey zoey if u don't give me a jamican stapler i will punch u again

by A_Very_Angry_ALligator November 4, 2009

smaple

Blowjob. With maple syrup dressing.
Can only be used to address women.

-Smaple me, bitch!
-stfu and smaple me!

by Durian November 13, 2004