Seagulls

People with no money who want to share your drugs

As soon as the boys found out i had a bag all the seagulls were begging me for a line..

by maccasweatshirt August 9, 2020

Seagull

Stupid fucking bird that doesnt do any good

"i fucking hate seagulls"
"me too"

by I Fucking Hate Seagulls October 19, 2020

Seagull

An animal that is called a 'rat with wings', white nasty bird

I am the seagull lol

by UrLocalSeagull March 1, 2023

Hidden Seagull

The Hidden Seagull:
Secretly masturbating while watching a couple have sex, then once you've blown your load in your hand, run over to the couple and slap the semen around one of them. Seagulls do not aim when they excrete so point of contact is not overly important. You then need to run out of the room whilst making a loud seagull caww.

1. "I woke up and they were having sex right next to me!"
2. "omg what did you do?!"
1. " what any man would do in that situation, the Hidden Seagull"

or

"i'd love to do The Hidden Seagull one day"

by ooo betty August 20, 2015

floppy seagull

When you shake a girl like a rag doll during sex

Damn I want to do the floppy seagull with that fat bitch

by Franklin Craigsroy July 12, 2016

Nuclear seagulls

Goosebumps on the lower right corner of your upper lip.

I got the nuclear seagulls when Josh ate the last of my Christmas.

by Steak daddy July 11, 2018

Steven Seagull

When someone cums right on the top of you head, much like the feeling of a seagull crapping on your skull from a height.

No Steven Seagull tonight please baby, I don't want to wash my hair again.

by Lucky Poop January 10, 2020