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cat scratch fever

An extended definition of cat scratch fever:

A fetish typically refers to males with a love, interest, attraction, or perference for puma and cougars, specifically puma or cougars that are more expereinced at sex, who love cat scratches.

synonym: puma fever
I think I have a cat scratch fever, she was simply too good in bed.
by humanfatw June 18, 2010
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somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron
by zerosai93 June 6, 2009
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Cat Scratch

A tie in tic tac toe is called a Cat scratch
*a tie just happened* Joe: "man cat scratch again"
by Big al 4872 February 23, 2011
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Cat Scratch

The act of having sex with a woman from below while she scratches your chest. She will also screech every gyration to add to the sexiness.
"Mary cat scratched the hell out of Austin after dinner."
by Prince de Perse February 1, 2009
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nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.
You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)
by Bishmeister June 27, 2006
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Cat Scratch Fever

Slang mostly used by males. Can be used by females too. Used when a male catches sexual feelings for a female. When her body drives him insane, when it’s all he thinks about. There is no cure. She gives him cat scratch fever, and in turn he can learn to give it to other females as well.
Male 1: “Bro did you see her?”
Male 2: “Yeah bro she’s a hottie”

Male 1: “She’s givin’ me cat scratch fever!”

Male 2: “Aw bro watch out there’s no cure”
by RonantheAccuser June 12, 2021
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T-scratch

1. Robbing one of their virginity with a trident or calering iron.

2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.
1. Dude, did you T-scratch her last night???

2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39
by J.Boobie January 6, 2005
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