snortch

First, dial your drug dealer. Buy an eight ball of cocaine. Now. Travel to a house party and quickly chug eight beers wile staring intimidatingly at the guy next to you. Begin searching the household for the first girl who has to fart. Direct her into your friends bedroom. Tell her to lie on her face, pull her pants down, and to not scream as you sprinkle cocaine in and around her balloon knot like she was a funnel cake. Directing her to hold her flatulent in until further instruction, place your left nostril over the dusted starfish. Loudly and confidently demand she release her gas on the count of three. Upon feeling the anal spincter release tone, inhale through your nose. You just snortched that shit.

"What the fuck? Did you just snortch that cocaine out of my asshole?"

"Bitch, what the fuck you eatin'. That snortch tasted like turpentine."

by Dr. MD May 2, 2010

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scorch marks

An alternative name for Tiger Stripes

Bloody hell! Who left these scorch marks in the lavvy?

by hobbesy August 22, 2005

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scotch rifle

Like beer pong but with scotch instead of beer and rifles instead of ping pong balls.

Sean Connery and I played scotch rifle for his Highlander sword.

by UtopianPhysics May 5, 2011

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scotchmohop

A mechanized pogo stick, which is the most common form of transportation for a Clamnigger. Note that the Clamnigger has probably beaten a small Caucasian or Native American child violently with a bag of provolone cheese in order to obtain said vehicle. The scotchmohop may be dismantled and ingested with a nice buttery spread for storage purposes.

Damn johnny! Not only has that Clamnigger taken my land but my scotchmohop as well!

by Coolhand Luke R April 29, 2013

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