hobbesy's definitions

four man bob

From: Four-Man Bobsleigh
A rapidly-ejected and frictionless poo that shoots round the U bend before you have a chance to admire it.

I would have collected a sample of my stool for you doctor, but unfortunately it was a four man bob

by hobbesy August 22, 2005

scorch marks

An alternative name for Tiger Stripes

Bloody hell! Who left these scorch marks in the lavvy?

by hobbesy August 22, 2005

Tiger Stripes

The unflushed remnants left in the toilet bowl after a particularly explosive poo. The polar opposite of a "four man bob."
Otherwise known as "scorch marks."

Muriel, fetch me the bleach. Some little bleeder has left tiger stripes in the khazi!

by hobbesy August 22, 2005