Definitions by hobbesy

scorch marks 

An alternative name for Tiger Stripes

Bloody hell! Who left these scorch marks in the lavvy?

scorch marks by hobbesy August 22, 2005

Tiger Stripes

The unflushed remnants left in the toilet bowl after a particularly explosive poo. The polar opposite of a "four man bob."
Otherwise known as "scorch marks."

Muriel, fetch me the bleach. Some little bleeder has left tiger stripes in the khazi!

Tiger Stripes by hobbesy August 22, 2005

four man bob 

From: Four-Man Bobsleigh
A rapidly-ejected and frictionless poo that shoots round the U bend before you have a chance to admire it.

I would have collected a sample of my stool for you doctor, but unfortunately it was a four man bob

four man bob by hobbesy August 22, 2005