"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
Schrodinger's Sponge
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
Schrodinger's Sponge
by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023
The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."
"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
by 0theFool July 27, 2021
When your brain is moving a hundred miles an hour and at a complete standstill at the sametime, resulting in either constant pauses while you speak as you attempt to comprehend what you're saying, or complete psychic immobilization from mental error.
by JeepJumping_Jonah July 23, 2022
Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.
Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.
Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.
Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.
by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021
A Human ( or animal if you feel like it ) that you are unsure of their gender, or you are afraid of misgendering, is in a state of Female, Male, ect. All at the same time until they indicated or state otherwise
Guy1: hey you know >insert username here<? I was wondering if they were a girl.
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?
by Might be Zeke June 29, 2021
A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.
I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.
by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023
A. The state of which cereal is to be, or not to be a soup
B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.
B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.
A. "That meal was a Schrodingers Soup type thing... I couldn't tell if it was soup or a stew or what, but it was damn good"
B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!
B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!
by CamSilvy July 20, 2023